  
Remember in grade school how everyone would pass out candy and Valentine's each February? What a nice little tradition. Cute little kids declaring their feelings to each other on super hero stationary. It was by all accounts very adorable. That was a great time, wasn't it. It sure would be nice to go back to such simple times, but you're just too grown up.
These satirical sweets of the classic heart shaped Valentine Candy allow you to revisit your youth, albeit in a much more mature way. Instead of insisting that someone should "B Mine", you can flirt in more outright ways with candies proclaiming "easy lay" and "suck for a buck".
Pass these flavorful treats around the office and watch the line form around your cubicle. They'll make you more popular, because everyone likes the free candy lady.
Shipping weight = (5.4) oz. - Fair shipping prices.
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