2024 Guide To Bachelor Party Dolls

Bachelor Parties Are Weird.
We Embrace The Weirdness.

 

Nothing is weirder than bachelor party dolls. We think most guys choose the weirdest ones first. It's like a contest to gross each other out. Honestly, it sounds really fun.
Here are some of the most popular bachelor party dolls.
Image of Naughty Neiko - The Anime-Themed Blow Up Doll
Naughty Neiko - The Anime-Themed Blow Up Doll
$54.99
Hmmm. The box promises a "lifelike" face? Of what? It's a cartoon character! Someone in the office called it the "Weeb doll" and I had to Google what that meant.
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Image of Brooke Le Hook - The Life-Size Love Doll
Brooke Le Hook - The Life-Size Love Doll
$79.99
Is Brooke Le Hook an actual person. I have certainly never heard of her, nor has anyone I asked. If her doll is "life size" she must be about 4' 6" tall and funny looking.
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Image of A Transexual Love Doll With A Variable Speed 7in Dong
A Transexual Love Doll With A Variable Speed 7in Dong
$49.99
OK, here is where I know that guys just like to freak each other out. Because this doll is one of the best sellers!
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Image of Alluring Ariana - The Hispanic Blow Up Doll
Alluring Ariana - The Hispanic Blow Up Doll
$27.99
Before you accuse the company who makes this doll of racism because "Ariana" looks nothing like a human, please understand that none of their dolls look like a human. They aren't racist, they just make terrible replicas of humans.
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Image of The MILF Blow Up Doll
The MILF Blow Up Doll
$29.99
I heard recently that actresses who portray MILFs in adult movies are often as young as 25. WTF is up with that?
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Image of The "Doll Face" Blow Up Doll
The "Doll Face" Blow Up Doll
$26.99
Before you think this one is more wholesome than the others, just know that they probably just figured they would be better off not showing what the actual doll looks like.
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Image of Vanessa The Large Breasted Party Doll
Vanessa The Large Breasted Party Doll
$37.99
I would have loved to be in the marketing meeting where someone suggested writing "Fat titties like a porn star" on the box and everyone agreed that this was a great idea.
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Image of Fuck Friends Titanya  - A Slightly More Realistic Love Doll With Bigger Boobs
Fuck Friends Titanya - A Slightly More Realistic Love Doll With Bigger Boobs
$99.99
A HUNDRED BUCKS! One hundred bucks. People spend this for a blow up doll with a mannequin face. Is it worth it? I asked around and someone made the point that "A hundred bucks gets you nothing at a strip club".
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Image of Lola The Love Lamb - Blow Up Sheep
Lola The Love Lamb - Blow Up Sheep
$8.99
Nothing is off the table with the bachelor party crowd. The Love Lamb is especially popular for shipping to rural addresses.
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There you have it folks, our observations on bachelor party culture and the dolls that guys prefer to buy for their buddies. Honestly, the whole thing seems like a lot of fun. 

If you would like to see what bachelor party items are most popular, just head over to our bachelor party supplies page. It is updated every week with the most popular items first. 

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