$7.49

Do you want your new husband to say nice things? Make dinner? Help clean the house? We aren't saying you need to do some dark dealings to make these things happen, but why not try?

$11.99

This Voodoo doll isn't as friendly. Maybe you ahve an ex and you still hold a grudge? Well you can get him where it counts. Crabs, Itching, Dysfunction, and Testicular Pain can all be wished for at the prick of a dick.

$17.49

This Voodoo kit has a review: It got me my boyfriend back, but he sorta sucks, so 3 stars!

$4.49

$27.99

$5.99

Apparently people really do enjoy flicking the balls and watching them spin around.

$16.49

You've heard us mention this game. It is always fun and can be played just about anywhere (not church).

$21.99

A classic. Captain pecker has been getting great reviews for years. Apparently he made a trip to Nashville recently and was a big hit there.

$6.49

I'm pretty sure that Joe Biden didn't write that review, but the joke was so poorly crafted that we decided to leave it there.

$7.49

A Dud. In the words of the reviewer "No one wanted to wear it."

$3.49

This ruler was "passed around the party". I hope they had some kind of sanitization protocol for it. Yeesh!

$13.49

If your friend is inebriated enough they may forget they have a penis on their forehead.

$16.49

$21.99

$14.49

A great game to break the ice with, the Ladies Night Game really helps people get to know each other. It isn't very weird though.

$10.99

Fill in the fun with these adult mad libs. They are sorta weird and always silly. Great for a Bachelorette party.

$8.99

Want to know which of your friends is the freakiest? This is the game for your party.

$16.49

This silly game will have you filling in the blankety blanks! Ridiculous and weird fun.

$10.99

Truth or Dare has never been so outrageous. With over 600 wild dares.

$44.99

The weirdest game we sell, Even the name is sorta gross. It's fun though!

Just $21.99, That's only 30 cents per inch!

$79.99

The weirdest blow up doll we sell is easily "Justin" who is supposed to look like Justin Timberlake, but actually looks like Justin Weirdfeet.

$24.99

This is a blow up Grandma doll complete with printed-on wrinkles and grey hair. If your friend is in a May-December marriage, maybe weird is good.

$14.49

To make this doll affordable, they printed a face on a inflatable surface. It gives it a strange but fun look. Also, his six pack is a foot from his penis. World's longest gutters.

$14.49

Do you want a female doll to keep your other doll company? Are you throwing a bachelor party? This doll is for you. At this price, it isn't pretty.

$17.99

For $3.50 more than the regular cheap date doll you can get this one with giant blimp tits. Who doesn't like those?

$79.99

The Justin Doll has a cousin, his name is Rico and he has better printing for his chest hair. He also has a better wig, 5o'clock shadow, and darker skin.