John is a blow-up doll that is 5 feet tall. He has no holes and no penis.
Poor John doesn't have any holes. He doesn't have a penis either! Poor guy. All he has is a blow up valve that is placed in a strategic location.
This little guy must be fairly envious of the other John Doll.
I guess if you are having a party with your mother in attendance invite this John. Otherwise, the other John with the vibrating penis is your man (or doll).
