Bachelorette Parties > > Bachelorette Party Dolls > The John "No Holes" Doll Poor John doesn't have any holes. He doesn't have a penis either! Poor guy. All he has is a blow up valve that is placed in a strategic location. This little guy must be fairly envious of the other John Doll. I guess if you are having a party with your mother in attendance invite this John. Otherwise, the other John with the vibrating penis is your man (or doll). BP3952 Shipping weight = (17) oz. - Fair shipping prices.