  
In the privacy of our homes we have the right to do whatever we want. No matter how deviant or strange, as long as it's legal, we are free to do as we please. This is a nice little right to have, but how many of us actually take advantage of this? How many of you out there sleep in a bed of pumpkins or spend the variety of your free time buttering your fedora collection?
It's pretty disappointing that we let this freedom go to waste. Sure you don't want to mix dairy and headwear but there are still some small steps towards freedom. Take those steps in comfort with Penis Slippers, a pair of fleshy plush footies with a pair of Johnsons pointing the way.
These slippers are cheap, one size fits most, and they are actually comfortable. They are a path towards freedom. At this price, they are some of the cheapest slippers on the market. Plus, they have those special hood ornaments.
Shipping weight = (11.4) oz. - Fair shipping prices.
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