Penis Noisemakers are a brash, fun, party favor. Ready to ruckus it up? Pick one up.
Into their shapely tip you blow. The wind quickly accumulates in the cozy passage and rushes out through the small opening at the end. The wind keeps on going, it rushes through the paper confines as it slowly unfurls and inflates the paper sheath. Revealed to the world is the parade of smiling penii and sperm. The wind keeps rushing but it's losing power. It has the paper at it's maximum length of fourteen inches, where else can it go? Then it happens the scream. The harrowing yell of one thousand suns emanates from somewhere deep within. Those around you turn and stare. Some shudder in fear. The noise echoes and resonates, as you firmly grasp the knowledge of the noisemaker.
Can a noisemaker be all that? This one can. From the four colorful willie shaped tip to the accompanying end noise, this is more than a party favor. It's an experience.
