Super Fun Penis Plates are novelty disposable dinnerware and proof of our society's dominance. These two factors are undoubtedly connected.
These plates are super fun in the sense that you could tape two of them together and play a mean game of ultimate frisbee. Aside from that they are novelty plates, but that isn't a bad thing.
Novelty plates are a sign that we're doing well. That the pressing issues of human tragedy are receding and we have the peace of mind to think of disposable plate decorations. People didn't think such thoughts during the Bubonic Plague or Spanish Inquisition, possibly because there wasn't enough food.
Embrace your society's an indulge in a chance to feature a pattern of yellow and rainbow penis plates at your bachelorette party. Every era who lived before will be darned jealous.
